My favorite English teacher could draw humor out of the driest material.It wasn’t forced on us either.He took Samuel Johnson’s dictionary, Addison’s essays, and many other literary wonders from the eighteenth century and made them hilarious, even at eight o’clock in the morning.The thing that amazed me most was that the first time I read these works on my own some of them seemed dead, but the second time, after his explanation, I couldn’t believe that I hadn’t seen the humor.The stories and poems and plays were suddenly filled with allusions(典故)and irony andhilarious moments.I learned more from him than from any other teacher.
My least favorite English teacher also made people laugh.Some students found him to be wonderfully funny.Many others did not.He assigned journals over a six week period, to be written in every day.At the end of the six weeks I had a notebook full of bits and pieces about my ideas, short stories, reactions to what we had read, and so on.Our teacher announced that we would be grading each other’s journals.Mine was passed to Joe, that class clown, who always behaved in a funny or silly way.He saw it fit to make joke of and said, “This writing isn’t fit to line the bottom of a birdcage.” Our teacher laughed at that funny remark.It hurt me so much that the anger from it has driven my writing and teaching ever since.
So what makes the difference?Humor is one of the most powerful tools teachers or writers have.It can build up students and classes and make them excited about literature and writing, or it can tear them apart.It is true that humor is either productive or counter-productive and self-defeating.
1.The passage mainly discusses _____.
A. teaching B. literature
C. humor D. knowledge
2.The underlined word “hilarious” in Paragraph 1 probably means _____.
A. funny B. tiring
C. inspiring D .brilliant
3.With his favorite English teacher, the writer found it most amazing that _____.
A. his teacher was very learned
B. his teacher was very humorous
C. the works by Johnson and Addison were very humorous
D. few were able to find humor in works by Johnson and others
4.The English teacher the writer disliked most _____.
A. was not able to make students laugh
B. hurt his students’ feelings
C. didn’t let his students do the grading
D. had no sense of humor
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1.Which of the following file names is acceptable for submitting assignment?
A. research paper.Doc
B. research paper.Pdf
C. researchpaper.doc
D. researchpaper.rtf
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A. sign in the system
B. remember where the document is
C. choose the appropriate application
D. remember the document name quickly
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假定英语课上老师要求同桌之间修改作文,请你修改你同桌写的以下作文。文中共有10处语言错误,每句中最多有两处。错误涉及一个单词的增加、删除或修改。
增加:在缺词处加一个漏字符号(∧),并在其下面写出该加的词;
删除:把多余的词用斜线(\ )划掉;
修改:在错的词下画一横线,并在该词下面写出修改后的词。
注意: 1.每处错误及其修改均仅限一词;
2.只允许修改10处,多者(从第11处起)不计分。
Dear Tim,
I’m so excited and happy to hear that you’re coming to China.Since your trip is schedule for the middle of July,time is no a problem for me because I would be having my summer holiday at that time.
I’ve been very busy recent,for I’ve been prepared for the coming entrance exam,that is vital for me and my future life.Last week,I attended an English speech intending for high school students all over the province and I won first prize.Therefore,I’ve always dreamt of having the opportunity to travel in English-speaking countries like yours to practice and improve my English,as well make friends with people from other countries.
I am looking forward to seeing you.
Yours,
Li Hua
假定你是李华,准备参加学校举办的主题为“健康成长”的英语作文比赛。请按照要求写一篇短文,主要内容包括:1.乐观的人生态度;2.努力学习;3.参加体育锻炼。
注意:1.词数120词左右; 2.可以适当增加细节,以使行文连贯;3.开头已为你写好。
We all want to grow up happily and healthily,and for this goal we must do several things.
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Today,many people think1.(compete) is the key to success.They pursue their own2.(person) goals with no regard for the people around them.I believe such thinking is3.of date.Contemporary society demands that we4. (cooperate) with others.Real success will come when we grow together,5.than hold each other down.In order to6.(success),we must cooperate to solve problems.
Today,information and knowledge are growing so rapidly7.no individual can master everything.We need each other to fill in the gaps in our knowledge and understanding.By8. (be) flexible,supportive and willing to compromise,we will have more success in our lives and careers._9.cooperation,we will develop stronger relationships,10.are the source of happiness and satisfaction in life,and achieve more.
How can we all get more laughter into our lives? Here is what the experts suggest:
1._______.Nancy Alguire,a teacher in Clifton Park,N.Y.,was once painfully shy and had a hard time laughing.Then she married a circus clown (小丑).“I became interested in the clowns,” she recalls “One day I put on a costume and paint my face.That afternoon my whole life changed.I learned to laugh and enjoy life in a way I had never done before.”2._______To this day,she still makes it a rule to be with people who enjoy life and laughing.
3._______It doesn’t take you too much time and can be easy.Collect favorite cartoons and jokes.Also,keep a paper for writing down humor you find in everyday life.“Good ideas come and go fast,you have to capture them quickly or they are gone,” says Virginia Tooper.
Laugh when you need it most.“4._______” says comedian Bill Cosby.“And once you find laughter,no matter how painful your situation might be,you can survive it,” he insists.
Gray Alan,a sociology professor at the University of Minnesota,claims that laughter is a skill we can all gain--because it comes naturally.5._______.Just remember: we are just here for a period,so get a few laughs.
A. You can soften the worst blows through humor.
B. Mix with people who laugh.
C. Practise the art of laughing.
D. Keep a laughter file.
E. He who laughs last laughs best.
F. But it’s also something that has to be developed.
G. People’s joy can affect those around them.
